Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Balls

I find few things fascinating about my own species - guys . I noticed that we can really do anything just to prove to our other male counterparts that we have bigger balls than the rest . Well, it can be about some stupid things like who drives the fastest on the road is The Man or sumthing ...

Whoever can drive a Manual car is more manly than the rest ??

Whoever can drink a large bottle of soft drink at one go is a man ??

Whoever knows how to counter every single diss and make everyone look 'small' is a man ??

Whoever drives back to their hometown is more manly than those who go back by flight or train or bus ?

and the list goes on ..

Why? hehe I mean they always come up with classic lines like "Wei, if you got balls I'd say you do this ..and that ..etc.. "

I mean generally we all have them , why does it matter ? hehe


I know after so long , the best thing I can blog about are about balls :P

Do we guys have to justify to the world that we actually have balls ? I dunno man, don't be stupid . Just don't get caught up in this whole ego contest man , you'll never win hehe ..

I have this colleague who digs motorcycles , he calls me a wimp for not having an interest in bikes and questions why I don't get myself a bike and follow him on weekly convoys around town like him .. coz you're a real man if you know about bikes ..

I was shocked ! GeeZ .. I didn't know that man . Maybe coz I don't need one ? Maybe I'd rather invest on something that my Dad approves of , that won't get me wet during rains or hurt on the road ? like , let's see .. a CAR?!!

Tsk tsk .. Can I be an individual for God's sake ? Do not follow that path if you're not feeling it . Jangan ikut je. All I know is that , my balls are intact and I don't need to prove to people that they actually exist by resorting to such childish acts and I think we should stop boasting who has the bigger balls . Coz at the end of the day , they're just male reproductive organs and.. well .. balls :P

1 comment:

  1. hehe. if guys who have motorbikes have balls they're also full of BOLLOCKS! hahahaha. good post. haven't read your blog in ages. also can't wait to go to boyz 2 men next week even though (i just found out) there's only three of them left? I mean, hello! tak four seasons of loneliness la macam ni kan? dah jadi tiga semester belajar lak? haha. sorry i'm talking crap. see u soon dude!

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