The Mind Lounge

Singles Ad

Hi

My owners call me 'Fluffy' ; yes, I know what you're thinking.. a very feminine name for such an alpha male like me. I wonder why they decided to baptize me with the name. They say I look like a giant ball of cotton, so its fluffy looking. Such human perception never cease to amaze me. I was 1 when they took me in:-

You see, I'm 3 now and I have a tiny bit of a problem; I'm not seeing any females. I'm er.. kinda feeling lonely and haven't got 'lucky' yet if you know what I mean ;) . Nothing wrong with me though, they just don't want to get me a hot little bunny just because my bachelor pad is too small and upgrading it would cost a bomb :-

And not like there is not enough food or anything, I mean they change my diapers, feed me with good food twice a day and send me for regular checkups every 2 months. And the doctor said I'm healthy .. coz' I manage my weight well , yeah I do some workouts you know.. here and there. So there is perfectly nothing wrong with me. Why am I single ?? What's not to like about me?

I mean look at me below, this look never cease to appeal to the female humans :-

I do go out sometimes, my owners let me have some 'me' time in the living room:-

So here I am. Hoping this singles ad would let the other bunnies know what they're missing. Not exactly my 1st choice to look for a mate, but the humans seem to do it this way too... so I figured why not right.

So summary :

3yr old alpha male rabbit, seeking companionship with similar aged females. And the name's Fluffy. You can contact my owner, he's kinda like my agent on this thing. C ya !